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  • Current Residence: Bristol
  • Interests: Readin'
  • Favourite movie: Cabaret
  • Favourite band or musician: Decemberists

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  • Mood: Screwed
  • Reading: The Dice Man- Luke Rhinehart
Today, my dear journal, I was attacked.

Yes! Attacked, I say! Viciously! I have no doubts as to the fiend's motive...murder. Murder...most FOUL.

Either that or the damn crow had heatstroke.

It was pretty weird. It was more of a "this could totally be part of a film/book!" moment than a "HOLY CRAP IT'S GOING TO KILL ME" moment.

The first time it swooped down upon me I thought it was an accident...

...the second time I grew suspicious. My suspicion grew as I looked up into the trees to see it screaming at me...I walked on; it followed.

Then I guess I did freak a little. I had to run until I got to the main road, and when I got to the main road, I saw it soaring overhead...

Man, what was HIS problem?

It reminded me of the time a squirrel threatened me...and of the time I was chased by a horse.

I don't think animals like me much.

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:iconcandymax:
=candymax Aug 22, 2011   General Artist
:happybounce: Happy birthday! :party:

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:iconice-or-fire:
Hello!:icongoldenplattercakeplz:
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!


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:iconice-or-fire:
Hello!:iconballooonplz:
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!


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~Engelen Dec 29, 2009  Student Filmographer
hey! back in April you added me to your watch list, and I anted to say thanks... so... THANK YOU!!
:heart: :heart: :heart:

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:iconpenutbutterjellymw:
No problemo, buddy-man.

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:iconkrissi001:
                 :iconcakecookieplz:    :woohoo:   :iconcookiecakeplz:
         :iconcheerplz: HAPPY BIRTHDAY :iconcheerplz:

                    :party:   :iconcakechocplz: :iconpandaballoonplz:

  I hope that you will have a wonderful day :love:


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:w00t: :dance: :cake: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :cake: :dance: :w00t:

It's August 22nd which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.

All the best and much love from the birthdays team to you :hug:

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~Cackleberry Aug 21, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Hey there! I see that its your birthday either now or very soon.. well, I hope you have a great one! :hug: Celebrate it to the fullest, its YOUR day! Best wishes.
~22nd August.


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:iconalcyfis:
ha awrawrwa xD thanks for the watch :heart:
much appreciated %D
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~dolle Apr 9, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch! <3

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